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Let’s not beat around the bush, we have amusing characters, and you have disposable income. We can either track your keystrokes (we are doing it right now on one of our post-revolution computing consoles inside our Siberian troll farm!) or you can save us the trouble and give us your info. In exchange, we will not share embarrassing pictures we just scrubbed from your poorly hidden “NSFW” folder and you will get sneak previews of new characters*, upcoming land inside Metroville** and the chance at your very own cyber-Sidekick living quarters modeled from the very best Siberian pre-fab town homes we could find
* When we can be bothered to draw them, or when we run out of money for recreational drugs
** A fictional city modeled on typical American town, like Cleveland, Wisconsin